MY MONKEY VALENTINE

For those of us with no Valentine today, let's not blame it on ourelves, and instead blame it on the impossible standards of the perfect woman, as personified by Veronica Lake in This Gun For Hire.

Not only does she look like Veronica Lake, which is self-explanatory, but the character in the movie:

(a) sings and dances

(b) won't rat you out to the cops

(c) does magic tricks

(d) has her own pet monkey

I'll never date a monkeyless woman. Because I hate being the only monkey in a relationship.

Current Sountrack: Dirty Martini, Dirty Martini

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