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For all of you who got all tweaked because Jennifer Love Hewitt played Audrey Hepburn in a TV biopic and thought I was crazy when I said at least she was a fan and it could be worse, I now have proof of how right I was and how you are wrong. Don't fuck with Mr. Zero, as they say.

Paris Hilton as Holly Golightly is the final straw in making me an atheist.

She actually looks all right in the second picture, in those rare moments when you can forget she is vacuous and not even talented at porn, but what is with that first picture? Did they actually photoshop her face on a real Breakfast at Tiffany's still or something?

Current Soundtrack: Erasure, "Victim of Love" CD single