I have jury duty today. I've had jury duty before. I don't like it.
In fact, these guys talking about the movie Jury Duty can pretty well stand in for how I feel about real-life jury duty.
Amusingly, Tally has also been summonsed, so we can at least endure part of this boredom together. My goal today is to somehow get her convicted. I don't care how I do it, or of what crime, she's going to jail.