OUR OPERATORS ARE MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW

If you can't go and do this...

...then go to the movies.

THEATRICAL REVIEWS:
* Marie Antoinette, the historical epic as personal narrative, starring Kirsten Dunst, written and directed by Sofia Coppola

DVD REVIEWS:
* Big Love - The Complete First Season, HBO's surprising series about polygamy, starring Bill Paxton and Jeanne Tripplehorn
* Hail Mary, Jean-Luc Godard's mid-'80s retelling of the Christ story
* Inside the Actors Studio: Dave Chappelle, a long interview with one of today's most compelling performers
* Sweetie - Criterion Collection, Jane Campion's quirky debut
* They All Laughed, the final big role of Audrey Hepburn is a nouvelle vague-wannabe from Peter Bogdanovich

Current Soundtrack: The Return of Dr. Octagon

Current Mood: on mission